Just shedding some light on the FACT that everyone is actually just Dr Aamir Liaquat Hussain trapped in a different body.
You often secretly feel like a total boss.
More often than you should, actually. This is you after a presentation.
In fact, you’re positive you ARE royalty.
You think you are smarter than everyone.
You cannot stand most kids but you have had to pretend you like them.
In fact, you sometimes wish you could give away that annoying kid in your family
When your jam is on the radio, no one can stop you from grooving.
Sometimes you can’t stop admiring what you see in the mirror
At some point, you’ve also posted a ‘Jummah tweet’ or Facebook status.
But you also love sweet, sweet subtweeting 😉
In front of your family, you’re a total angel.
When you’re with your friends, you swear non-stop and crack ridiculously sexual perverted jokes which you laugh your own ass off at
But when your mum tells you your female cousin was caught speaking to her ‘boyfriend’ on the phone…
You’ve pretended to read the news to look smart
This is you on the weekend. #IftaarShow
And this is you on Monday mornings. #MorningShow
This is you on Shabe Qadar….Or when bae doesn’t text back.
Sometimes you find yourself helplessly unable to give a fuck about things.
We are all Aamir Liaquat and it is high time we admit it.