Here’s An Accurate And Honest Summary Of “Devdas”

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“Devdas” is an eye-opening documentary about a woman called Paro – who is suffering from severe delusion and Stockholm syndrome – and her boyfriend Devdas, an unsalvageable misogynist with anger management issues and an alcohol problem. Over the years, millions of viewers have mistaken “Devdas” for a tragic Bollywood period piece about love and love lost, but here it is: retold in all of its genuinely fucked up glory.

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The Ten Days of Ramzan (12 Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
A fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the second day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the third day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the fourth day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
4 sehri coupons, 3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the fifth day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
5 qayamat warnings, 4 sehri coupons, 3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the sixth day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
6 nikkah promises, 5 qayamat warnings, 4 sehri coupons, 3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the seventh day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
7 iftaar items, 6 nikkah promises, 5 qayamat warnings, 4 sehri coupons, 3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie

On the eighth day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
8 shukrana nifils, 7 iftaar items, 6 nikkah promises, 5 qayamat warnings, 4 sehri coupons, 3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the ninth day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
9 modest outfits, 8 shukrana nifils, 7 iftaar items, 6 nikkah promises, 5 qayamat warnings, 4 sehri coupons, 3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.

On the tenth day of Ramzan, my true love gave to me,
Ten Ashra duas, 9 modest outfits, 8 shukrana nifils, 7 iftaar items, 6 nikkah promises, 5 qayamat warnings, 4 sehri coupons, 3 hijab pins, 2 ajwa cartons,
And a fully covered Snapchat selfie.